I would never join a dating site cos it's not for me:) ... But if I did I think my first line in my bio would be " Hi , I probably won't murder you in your sleep unless you drink the last of my wine or sit on one of my 37 cats" I'd probs have to beat all those online suitors off with a stick then :)
A total outrageous lie. Such as I'm independently wealth, follow by more lies and I'm very honest and live in a mansion. Find a pic of Charlize Theron, alter it a bit and claim its me.
SEXY AS HELL
IM TOTALLY SKUNKALICIOUS ;D PS. You can get me to stay around longer if you have flowers in your garden but don't expect to get rid of me if you do.
The definitive comment on dating websites comes from Dr Mallard of NCIS fame. He said "I don't think my soulmate is a mouse click away."
My first line would be, "Geezer seeks athletic granny for casual copulation. Please post bikini photgraph.'
Gold digging dragonfly seeking an obscenely rich sugar daddy. Must have a little junk in your trunk and large feet. Faint at heart need not apply, I'll eat you for breakfast.
"Wookie looking for physical relationship. My Han just doesn't do it for me anymore."
the bio you love most, i think :))
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