Easy ...you just boil then dip it in melted garlic butter.
One of our esteemed, long-term members (who shall remain nameless) confessed today that he doesn't know how to cook a kitten. Does anybody have a kitten recipe to share? With Christmas on the horizon, maybe festive baked kitten would be appropriate.
Kitten Almond Ding
Meat from 2 whole kittens (about 2 lbs.)
1 egg white
1 tsp. Salt
1 tsp. Cornstarch
1 tsp. Soy sauce
Dash of white pepper
2 med. Carrots
2 tbsp. Oyster sauce or 1 tbsp. Dark soy sauce
1 tbsp. Plus 1 tsp. Cornstarch
1/4 tsp. Water
Vegetable oil
2 tbsp. Vegetable oil
1/4 c. Diced onion
1 tsp. Finely chopped garlic
1 tsp. Finely chopped gingerroot
1 c. Diced celery
1/2 c. Diced canned water chestnuts
1 tsp. Salt
1/2 d. Diced bamboo shoots
1 can (4 oz.) button mushrooms, drained
1/2 c. Kitten broth made from boiled kitten meat
1 c. Frozen peas
1/2 c. Roasted whole almonds
2 tbsp. Chopped green onions (with tops)
Here's the website that I got the recipe from:
This guy has some great ideas ! LOL
In what world is that even funny?
You sick funny f&^%!!
Cook a Kitten. Yuck question 😝.