Is there anyway possible I can summon a vampire? No I don't want to be turned. Read my bio and you'll learn a little bit about me.

Simply shout out loud the words Od Ah Viing to call upon a vam... No wait... No, I think that's how you call on a dragon. Umm... Nevermind, just ignore me.

This is a surefire way to summon a vampire.  I have done it several times with 100% success, and everyone else I know has had the same results

1) Draw a pentagram on the floor with chalk the 'arrow' end facing exact North

2) Put candles at each corner

3) Kneel down in the middle of the pentagram facing any one of the corners

4) Lay 'Interview with the Vampire' by Anne Rice down in front of you

5) Start reading it out loud until the Vampire comes

6) If the vampire doesn't come, try reading the second book, then the third....

I don't think you'll find too many believers here.

This is not the right community for Vampire, Wearwolf, type beliefs I suggest you find a forum.

I want you to ignore all those other ungracious, ill-informed answers from people who don't have the wit to realise there are vampires among us.

I should know! I've had to deal with them.

It was about twenty years ago and there was an anomaly in my tax return. Sheesh! You'd think I was trying to send the country broke. I think every vampire in the Taxation Department must have focused on me.

It wasn't my blood they were after. It was my money.

Ever since then I've enclosed a couple of cloves of garlic with my tax return and had no more trouble.

You must fill a pale with pig's blood and drop in on a virgin at Prom in a public forum . . . Something like a coronation or being crowned Queen of something . . .

Wait . . . This is something . . . I just know it . . . What a wonderful premise for a story . . I have to call my publicists Carrie right away . . .