If the US government banned pizza but you wanted one for Hippy's birthday, how would you smuggle it into the country?

I would buy it at my local illegal underground pizza speakeasy.  Hippy is worth the risk. :)

First I'd pack the sauce in a jar. Then put the graded cheese in another jar. I would leave the flour in a bag and the water in a gallon jug. I would put the pepperoni sticks in a cigar box. Put it all in paper bags and the bags in a "grocery cart" and just walk across the border.

It would take bribery, planning, finesse, charm, ninja moves, incognito operatives and fire. No matter, Hippy will be eating his favorite pizza, on his birthday, with Charlize Theron, in a fishing boat. It's a mission but he's worth it.

So you're saying if I find a way to get my hands on illegal pizza I have to hand it over to Hippy and can't keep for myself? NO FAIR! ;)

Pizza Drone (from Pizzadrones in Secundurabad, Hyderabad).

I would make one from scratch. If the police came I would tell them I wa making a calzone and just forgot to fold it over.

Hopefully, that will never happen Didge. If it does, I'll move to OZ. Do you have a spare room for me?

Thank you to everyone who would try to smuggle me a pizza. It's nice to know that you would do that for me, except for that Canadian blonde apple headed girl.

I would stop smuggling shine and start smuggling pizza