If you would be given a chance to commit a crime where you won't be arrested (and you have 24 hours), what would it be and why?
I'd rob a federal bank, but only if someone left the bank vault open. I don't want to kill anyone. I just want to take their money.
Well if I knew for a fact I wouldn't get arrested, I'd go big:
-Maybe clean out the Federal Reserve Depository. I'd quietly divvy out the spoils to middle class working folk of my choosing.
-Burn the Westboro Baptist Church to the ground, during mass. I'm a combat veteran, nobody disrespects our heroes like they have and goes unpunished.
-Beyond that, maybe relieving certain, very deserving individuals of their unwelcome existence; but saying any more would itself be a crime.
Well, even though I would be morally obligated to return anything I took, if they promised not to shoot at me or otherwise impoede my operation, I'd like walk around inside Fort Knox.
Am I allowed to assassinate a few politicians?
I'd sneak into Disneyland after hours and have the whole place to myself until dawn.
Hillary is the only one who gets away with this.