What's the weirdest thing you've seen someone do while driving?

I saw a guy reading a newspaper draped over the steering wheel while driving about 55 mph.

I saw someone watching their portable dvd player that was resting on the center of the steering wheel.

Texting is pretty weird.

During my years of a, for me. Mega 2 hour one way commute each day I thought I had seen it all. The shaving, the reading of newspapers, the eating of full meals with fork and spoon, the texting, the applying of make-up, the changing of a diaper with the kid on the passenger seat,  but no I had not seen it all. On a family 800 mile driving trip I saw this middle aged man actually change all his clothes going at 65 - 70 miles an hour. It just wasn't his shirt but his pants, underwear,  and shoes and then he put on a "clip on" neck tie. I wish I had a cell phone back then.

I saw a woman putting on her bra and blouse. Yep. She was driving nude from the waist up. I wasn't going to stick around to see if she was going to be putting on pants or a skirt or something. YIKES.

Think I answered this or something similar but some guy walking down the sidewalk hands free while pissing.

A man with a book on the steering wheel reading while driving on the highway.

Laptop eating and almost hit me on my bicycle

I saw a truck driver who was eating a soup while driving :)