My husband makes me laugh every day. After listening to him complain for years about every ache and pain while he sleeps I've dubbed him "princess" because he must be so delicate he can feel the pea that he slept on. Today he shoved an empty light bulb package down my shirt and I retaliated by hiding it in his pillows. He napped and woke up complaining about his neck hurting. He found the package and I've been finding said package hidden in strange places all day.
Earlier he kept setting off our alarm in the backyard. I told him that his chest is getting so large that he needs to buy a bra to stop setting off the alarm. Unbeknownst to me, I yelled it when he had the front door open and our neighbors were on the front lawn. He had to go outside and mow the front yard. He was giggling so hard that twice he came inside, red faced, collapsing on the couch unable to finish because the neighbors would not stop staring. He swears they were staring at his chest.