I would call Papa John's.
If I gave you Swiss cheese, strawberry jam, pickle, humus, and fish sticks, what would you make me for supper?
I'd put them back in the fridge and cook you a real meal -- maybe a steak and kidney pie. (I love 'em.)
I'd make you two sandwiches. One with Swiss and pickles and the other with humus and jam. I'd build you a table with the fish sticks so you'd have something to put your sandwiches on. Goodness knows that no one really eats fish sticks.
I would lay out the fish sticks, melt some Swiss cheese on them til it was brown and bubbly, spread a thin line of humus on top, place a pickle or two on. The strawberry jam would have to be dessert. Or toss the jam cuz that one throws me off! Lol!
I would make you reservations at a nice restaurant. :)
I'd give it back.
Something completely different.