I would be standing....... With a husband and four kids piled on my back, grocery bags in one hand, dirty diaper in the other hand, a spatula in my toes next to a pot (hay a girl can exagurate there right?) And in my other foot..... Would be a phone with blurtit on the screen of course. Under the statue of me there would be a sign that reads "Super Mom"
Lolololololol!