Its national tell a joke day. National rum day. National roller coaster day.so what's your favorite??😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

I'll take the day off. Don't like rum and roller coasters don't like me. Here's a joke though:

Man it's been a while since I've been drunk on rum. Let's pass the Barcadi!

Not a rum drinker, but how about a joke about a rollercoaster?

What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.
"Well, I went to the Amusement Park at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it but it was very small and I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn't see what the sign said. By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went round a third time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view."
"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked the visitor.
"Yes."
"What did it say?"
"Don't stand up in the car!"

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Coaster#ixzz4pt8PFv92

3 drinks and you are carrying me.  Always remember drinking and roller coasters don't mix .

The only coaster for me is the one that is under my drink.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs.?

.....lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs ?

.....ground beef

What do you call a cow with a twitch ?

. .  Beef jerky

Totally not my day!

Not a rum drinker, not getting on a roller coaster and I never remember the punch line in jokes.

But, thank You Otis!

None of the above. Wish I had a little joke :(

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?  Because 7 - 8 - 9.

Some folks may have to pause for a second to get it.

My favorite is the roller coaster .... I'm a fanatic!  It's my day again!  :)

A red head tells her blonde step sister "I slept with a Brazilian." The blonde says "Oh my gosh you slut! How many is a brazillian!?!?!?!!"