What Was Your Favorite One Liner To Give Or Get?

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Logic101

29 Oct 2007 16:29

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Howdy! Have you always been that beautiful, or do you take vitamin pills and exercise?
29 Oct 2007 16:34 by Logic101

Would you like a drink? OR am I wasting my time?
30 Oct 2007 01:50 by Logic101

It's said usually that first learn to be a servant..then your being a master comes on its own..! So first give and you will get it all naturally!"THE MORE YOU GIVE ,THE MORE YOU GET":)
26 Sep 2008 16:03 by Mcyrus

I can't promise you I will love you the rest of your life, but I do promise you that I will love you the rest of mine.
05 Jun 2008 21:06 by Bwtsrl

I have teeth. This actually works when arranging a blind date in Tuolumne County!
06 May 2008 18:26 by Guest

Be true to your TEETH or someday they will be FALSE to you!!
04 Apr 2008 07:18 by Mome2cute

Heaven must be missing an angel.
06 Nov 2007 23:50 by Alva

This is a classic line said to me by a famous TV talking head. He had asked me to dance and in the middle of our dance one of his "people" needed to talk to him about his next show. He turned to me and said, "Stay put. You and I have some serious getting to know each other". I left but I still wonder what that would have been like.
03 Nov 2007 04:32 by Guest

My favorite one liner is " Live and let live"
30 Oct 2007 05:48 by Skyadamani

Please stop hitting me, i only wanted a dance. Ha ha seriously though, quagmire out of family guy is the one liner specialist.
30 Oct 2007 03:42 by Padraig

Mam as pretty as you are you could lie to me, and I'd believe you!
30 Oct 2007 02:47 by Logic101

I'm sorry about that Bull ride Mam, But I couldn't keep my eyes off of you! You sure are good looking! Do you want a drink?
30 Oct 2007 02:43 by Logic101

Have you ever went dipping in a water trouth, with a Real Cowboy?
30 Oct 2007 01:55 by Logic101

Did Calf. Just have an earthquake? "NO" I thought this was Hollywood! For Your a movie star!
30 Oct 2007 01:53 by Logic101

This never seems to work!! "I just heard on the radio that it is the end of the World and we need to procreate to save the human race!" I thought that was a slam dunk! HMMMMMM
29 Oct 2007 23:16 by Phreekshow

Man with dog (ostensibly to dog) Hello Handsome! (pause) And Hello Doggie!
30 Oct 2007 10:47 by Harka

You look like someone I use to know. Do you have a twin brother?
29 Oct 2007 19:05 by Desertkid

If i was santa, i'd be up and down your chimney all night!!!

Hi, You'll do!!

Wait...it get's bigger!!

You look like my next girlfriend...

Do you have a twin?

(hand her your cellphone and walk off saying..) I'll call you!

Screw me if i'm wrong...your names (wrong name)!

If i follow you home, will you keep me?

I may not be Ms. Right, but i'll screw ya till she gets here

word of the day:legs...lets go to my place and spread the word

You know, the more i drink the prettier you get!!!

Hey! Didn't we go to different schools together?

Beauty is only a light switch away...

I wish you were a door so i could slam you all day

28 Nov 2007 05:17

Brooklyn9

Do you hear that srien that is the parmedics coming to save me cause my heart has stopped for you some guy tried to pick me up with this line at a mall funniest thing ever to bad me and friends just laughed in his face
07 Feb 2008 02:16 by Pink27

Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting what to have for lunch.
29 Oct 2007 17:28 by Danieller

Cynics are just more observant of reality.
29 Oct 2007 17:27 by Danieller

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
29 Oct 2007 17:24 by Danieller

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the rear.
29 Oct 2007 17:24 by Danieller

"Finally, my soulmate." (And he was right, of course!--and of course he was mine, as well.) It was a sentence, a statement, a confession of spirit, rather just a one-liner, for both of us. (insert big nostalgic sigh here...)
29 Oct 2007 17:13 by Amore01

I used to say, "catch you on the flip side" when I parted from a friend. I use to say it a lot.
29 Aug 2008 17:25 by Pencil

You must be from Tennessee cuz you're the only 10 I see!
01 Feb 2008 05:20 by Cabrunet

Hey you dropped something, (when they look down you say)my heart!!!
11 Jan 2008 17:47 by Tazaia77

...give your best shot!
22 Dec 2007 09:48 by Amazona58

Pick up lines I only have one. " Hi, How U doing today King. I know U not gone let this fine Queen walk past U, can we go out sometime I'd really like to get to know U" It usually works yet some men get creeped out when I call them King. But thats what we are Kings and Queens royal rulers of love,peace,and happiness. So if a guy gets creeped out when i call them King I know that their not for me because I love it when men call me a Queen, because I am one.

31 Oct 2007 14:43

Godsworker

Sorry I got a little out of hand....I've got a million of them!
29 Oct 2007 17:28 by Danieller

Bad spellers of the world untie!
29 Oct 2007 17:25 by Danieller

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