Ask Maxine (This Is A HUMOR Group)
Dear Maxine: "Is it possible for a person to think they don't exist when they really do? I'm not sure if I exist or not."--Actual Question from Anonymous Blurter. Browse this group page to find Maxine's reply to this infamous question! THIS IS A HUMOR GROUP. (No serious answers are here.)
This group was created for fun with Q&A. Blurtit gets many questions from all over the world, and being the devoted sages we are, we all do our best to give our best answers everyday. Smileys - Over 1400 Smileys. . . But have you ever had the urge to answer a serious question with a little humor because something just tickles your funny bone? (It's so tempting!) Well here's your chance. In "Ask Maxine", we will use already-answered questions from this site, and attempt to provide humorous/funny/clever answers to them. It's easy and a great stress reliever!--Just type/post the question as a thread here and let our group members take a shot at answering it humorously, or make one of your own up and post it for answering, or offer a funny response to someone else's question! Here's your chance to answer not so seriously! Have fun!
PS: Let's keep both questions and answers in good taste, and in good humor folks! (PLEASE: Rated "G" for General Audiences-content appropriate for ages 11 and up) Welcome! Jump right in!!
Last edited by Robbier44  30 Jun 2008 17:46:23
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Dear Maxine: Why Do Women Go To The Bathroom In Groups? by Phreekshow [9 posts]
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Dear Maxine, How Did Oranges Come To America? by robbier44 [13 posts]
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Dear Maxine, I Read Some Where That A Thyroid Problem Can Cause A Woman's Breast To Leak From The Milk Ducks Is This True? by robbier44 [5 posts]
last updated 7 months ago by Phreekshow
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Dear Maxine - The Good Humor Man by desertkid [4 posts]
last updated 7 months ago by Phreekshow
Dear Maxine, Any Tips On Trying New Things During Sex? by robbier44 [11 posts]
last updated 7 months ago by Phreekshow
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last updated 7 months ago by Phreekshow
The Scratching Male by JayneD [11 posts]
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last updated 7 months ago by Phreekshow
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Dear Maxine: Hens by desertkid [3 posts]
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Ouch! by bangorphot [5 posts]
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Dear M. Why Or Why by desertkid [5 posts]
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last updated 8 months ago by amore01
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last updated 9 months ago by DanielleR
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last updated 10 months ago by rami-a
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last updated 10 months ago by bangorphot
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Please Help! by Nanny [12 posts]
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Dear Maxine by desertkid [11 posts]
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last updated 12 months ago by DTagliento
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last updated 12 months ago by DTagliento
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last updated 12 months ago by DTagliento
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