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Some Funny Stories |
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Also, you can go to this group called Team Nerdio! (a humor group) to find more laughter. I got these funny stories from my friends and a couple of other people. #1_____ Our army unit was overseas conducting maneuvers with the Marines. On shift one night, a Marine asked my sergeant where he was from. "I'm originally from Central America," said the sergeant. "Oh, yeah?" asked the Marine. "Kansas?" #2_____ I was bending over to wipe up a spill on the kitchen floor when my wife walked into the room behind me. "See anything you like?" I asked suggestively.
"Yeah," she said. "You doing housework." #3______ Most businesses like that our credit card machines automatically print "Thank you, please come again" at the bottom of receipts. Though one guy called to ask if I could take it off. "Sure," I said. "But do you mind my asking why?" "It just seems inappropriate," he answered. "We're a funeral home." |
Last edited by Pointweb 30 May 2008 02:27:52
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