This is a fun group where you can share jokes and puzzles!
** Update 08/07 - I've decided to make it an all round fun group. So anything from puzzles to jokes to plain ole fun.
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.
Another one by robbier44. Well done! 29/08/07
Same goes for the best puzzles & riddles of the week. Watch this space, I'll post them up on Friday!
14/08/07
If you divide thirty by 1/2 and add 10 what would you have?
by amore01
Check out the threads for the answer!
I think as we discussed some of his work we'll have to have Eddie Izzard up there as comic of the month.
As for Blurtit comic of the month, I'm going to give this to robbier44. Well done.
Has anyone got any funny or interesting pictures they could post in the gallery section? I've browsed but can only find the cliches, can't find any original funny ones.