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-If you lived in your car, you would be home right now.
-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
-Just because people don't understand you doesn't make you an artist.
-Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. The answer is yes
-If walking is so good for you, why does my mailman look like that?
-Ask me about my vow of silence.
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Amore01 |
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-Don't vote. It just encourages them
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R1nser |
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Dont eat cows, eat a vegetarian instead
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Amore01 |
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LOL
Vegetarian: Ancient Native American word meaning "bad hunter"
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Stephen |
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A mean machine. (As seen on a Lada).
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Nanny |
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LMAO amore01!
This is an old one: Regime change begins at home.
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Robbier44 |
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Funny, really funny, everyone! Keep it up.
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Lynncota |
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Stop, Drop, and Roll doesn't work in Hell.
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Nanny |
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I know Hell is really hot, but is it humid?
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Amore01 |
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If 10 percent is good enough for God, it should be enough for the IRS.
***good ones on hell*** :)
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Amore01 |
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I know, I know, that one is a little crude. I couldn't resist, though.
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Matooch |
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Robbier44 |
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I thought they were funny. I worked for the IRS so I loved that one.
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Amore01 |
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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
(If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close )
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Amore01 |
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
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Amore01 |
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Five out of four people have problems with mathematics.
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Nanny |
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***LoL amore01 - no wonder it's so dark in here***
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Amore01 |
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***ha ha Nanny. One day my sister asked why I don't have higher wattage lightbulbs in my house. Well duh. :)! ***
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Amore01 |
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Love is grand. Divorce is fifty grand.
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Amore01 |
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The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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