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Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss it.
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Ok, remembered one...
"When there's a will......I want to be in it."
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who ever said, money cant buy happiness doesnt know where to shop
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haha, i like that one Alisha.
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Alisha21 |
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When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate x thankz Stephen
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Alisha21 |
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Not sure if this is a quote, but ill say it anyway...
Lord, if you wont make me skinny, then please make my friends fat! :D
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haha, you're full of them, keep em coming!
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"WHEN THERE IS A RULE THERE IS A WAY"
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haha, alisha21, i like your skinny joke!
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Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
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If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
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I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
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"I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... The other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child."
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Can't remember to whom this should be attributed, but the story goes like this: An American is going to Europe and his wife asks him to buy a bidet. After several weeks he sends a telegram home "Can't locate bidet, suggest handstand in shower."
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Bit of a geeky on this:
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Amore01 |
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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Sometimes I type LOL even if I'm not laughing out loud, but this time, amore01, it's true! LOL!
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This is for Nanny:
"There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices... In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air..."-Stepen Wright
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For robbier44: "I really like my dental hygienist, I eat a whole box of Oreos before I go to have my teeth cleaned."
"You can't have everything. Where would you keep it all?"
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