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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference.
A will is a dead give-away.
The dead batterries were given out free of charge.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
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Amore01 |
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A pair of jumper cables were served in the local pub only after they promised not to start anything.
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Robbier44 |
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Oh Nooo!!! Very funny. I'll have to give this some thought.
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Desertkid |
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When a clock is hungry, it goes back for seconds!
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Desertkid |
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The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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Nanny |
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Hibrida |
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And then there was the all-you-can-eat restaurant in Shreveport, Louisiana, with eye-catching signage of a two-story-tall baseball bat bearing the letters
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Hibrida |
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If a person who's adept with both hands is ambidextrous, would a person who's awkward with both hands be ambisinister?
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Hibrida |
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To perpetuate a stereotype: A woman's swoon may be more feint than faint.
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You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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Motherbear |
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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
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Humor For Lexophiles
Humor For Lexophiles 
