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There are 3 brothers on an island. One of the brothers finds a magic lamp, a genie pops out. The genie said that the brothers each get ONE wish. The first brother wishes to go home, the second brother wishes to go home too. The third brother said that he was lonely and that he wishes his 2 brothers were back on the island!
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The person who makes it does'nt need it
the person who buys it can't use it
the person who uses it does'nt know it
what is this thing?
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Caution: Before reading this joke, you are advised/informed that this joke is not sexist. It's just a joke, don't take it as an offend because this is not what i intended it to be.
three girls were stranded on an island, somehow. They came to a magic touch stone with inscriptions on it and it read thus:
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bsp; "Whoever finds me may beg of me a wish, a wish of whatever his heart desires."
after reading the inscriptions, the first girl wished for her IQ to be doubled so she could find a way to get off the island....BOOM! She was twice as smart as before.
the second girl wished her IQ to be trippled and the same thing happened.
the third girl wanted to be even smarter than anyone in the world and she asked the touch stone to quaddruple her IQ...and....BOOM! She turned to a boy!
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Hawaiian Good Luck Sign ---
As I was browsing through a local Christian bookstore, I spotted a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day since I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I purchased the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed!
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is ... And I failed to notice that the light had changed. It's a good thing that someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I never would have noticed. I found that there are a LOT of people who love Jesus.
While I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Suddenly, everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a "sunny beach" ... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant and he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing. He was really enjoying this religious experience, too.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
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- Where do kids learn their ABC's? at LMN-tary schools..
- Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9.
- Why did John walk backwards to school? Because it was back to school day.
- Why was the clock sent to the principal's office? Because it was tocking to much.
- Where can you find divorce before marriage? In a dictionary.
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Why wouldent the scelaton goto the party because he had nobody to go with.
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Jokes!!
Jokes!! 
