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Maxine is that animated special lady that never minces words, and humorously offers us all wisdom for living. Post your Maxine-isms here! Here are a few to get us started:
Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......
Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the bum twice."
Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
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Maxine on "the Fine Print" - Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
Maxine on "Rain" - If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your bum will get soaking wet.
Maxine on "Middle Age" - The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
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***I have left some Maxine pictures in the gallery for you to enjoy :)***
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I really liked the last one!
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Maxine on "Camping" - I never camp out overnight. I figure snakes don't sleep in my room, I won't sleep in theirs.
My barbecue comes with a little kick. Especially if you insult my cooking.
Pitching a tent is no problem. I pitched mine in the trash and booked a hotel.
I've got a little canoeing song for ya. Row, row, row your boat... Far away from me.
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Maxine on "Border Control"
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida .
Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation:
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border
+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
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Maxine on "Consultants" - It takes two things to be a
consultant - Gray hair and hemorrhoids.
The gray hair makes you look distinguished.
The hemorrhoids make you look concerned.
Maxine on "Reading" - Books... A nice change from reading prescription labels.
Maxine on "Fitness" - Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old....as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
Maxine on "Mood" - Candles can set a mood. In my case, it's the ol' "Better pay the Light Bill" mood.
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So true on consultants. LOL! Love the candles/mood perspective :)
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Maxine For President!
Maxine For President! 
