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I hope anonymouse doesn't join this group cuz she could verify this one...lol my fiance cheated on me once. That's all it took...i bleached a pair of his tighty whities did not rinse them put them in the dryer, turned them inside out, grabbed a cactus with the crotch turned them right side out folded them & placed them neatly in his drawer...he hurt me so i hurt him back..the punishment fit the crime...then i moved out....quickly...lmao (true story)
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Billzbub |
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Ahh.. The fine art of revenge. Just up my alley. I know it is not nice, but revenge can sure be satisfying.
- A gas station in the area would not allow anyone to use their restroom unless you bought gasoline. This caused my son some terrible pain once when he had to go badly, and had to wait an extra 12 miles. So, I dissolved a heavy starch solution in water, and soaked it up in a nice fat sponge, about 6 inches in diameter. Then I squeezed it into a small ball, and tied string around it to hold it until it dried. When I cut the string, it stayed this little ball. So, I later went to that station, bought a couple bucks in gas, and asked to use the bathroom. Once in there, I flushed my little ball down the toilet.. Which made it maybe 20 feet down the pipe before swelling up and plugging it up tight. About a week later, a backhoe was tearing up his driveway.
- A fellow raped a friend of mine's sister. Because of a technicality he got off. When he went on vacation, my friend and I caught about 15 stray cats. We broke into his place, filled the bath with water, dumped 50 lbs of catfood in the bathroom, and locked the cats in there. You can imagine what 15 cats, eating, fighting, defecating, would do to that bathroom. Then as we left, we nailed every window shut, and superglued every lock on every door. Would have liked to be a fly on the wall when he got back 2 weeks later.
- 18 yrs ago, a fellow ripped me off on a business deal to the tune of $6,000. I acquired his SSN thru doing some diggin in his trash. I then called the IRS, said I was him, gave "my" SSN, and told them "I would like to make an appointment. I have been underreporting my income for several years, and my conscience is bothering me, so I would like to get squared away with the IRS". Of course, when he did not show up for the appointment, they came looking for him.. And wanted to see every financial document he had for the prior 7 years.
- A fellow was sexually harassing my wife at work. The company would not do anything about it, and he was always careful that there were no witnesses. She ended up having to quit. Well, this guy was married. I went to several adult bookstores in the area. They have these bulletin boards were perverts can put up little advertisements to meet people. So I helped our friend out by putting an ad on the board for him. It went something like "Bi-curious male seeking other males who are also into cross-dressing, bondage, and beastiality. I sleep days, so please call between the hours of midnight and 3 a.m. Wife likes to play too, so if she answers, be sure to tell her what you would like to do with her too"
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Holy Cow!!! I would hate to get on your bad side BillZBub!!!
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Okay, because of my ID on here, I am unable to add any "good ones" :o) But, I have read what others have written and now I am praying for BillZBub... :o)
(Secret to BillZBub) ... I actually thought they were GREAT ONES!
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Nascarnut |
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Mine seemed to fail in comparison billz...teach me♥ i knew we were gonna be great pals...lol♥
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I know it is not really anything to be proud of... I guess (heh). Karma is likely to do a number on me some day. But boy it is fun.
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She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
Second day, movers come and collect her things.
Third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cle aned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. NOTHING worked!
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including .......the curtain rods.
I JUST LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU ???? HA HA HA
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I agree with BillZBub :)Brilliant!
I would also do the following....hijack a steam roller (you know one of those that stand next to the road at night when they are actually busy fixing th roads) and drive over them.
We have this really old hag of a lady living above us in our townhouse complex.
I have wanted to build petrol bombs and throw it through her window.
Leaking poisonous gas through their front door.
Throwing a brick at her.
Oooh.... And she has a bad heart.....I have wanted to scare her to death.
(By the way...I am not normally like this, but this lady has seriously crossed the line in many many different ways.....she has made my life quite the living hell, and I have been plotting against her ever since she had my dogs removed from here because they barked at her and gave her a fright)
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Wow, now YOU are scaring me, Confucious. Lol
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To hurt himher on the most venerable "Point", an individual for each and every person around the world
as for me I was helping one woman to get in to the police, and she had don something very very bad and dirty to me, and now I'm shutting her out totally of any chance to get in to the police ever
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I know this is mean, very mean, and would never do it unless it is really warranted. I would go out and gather some moose droppings that are in good shape, they are oval. I would then melt some chocolate, and make sure that they are very presentable after I dunk the nuggets into the chocolate, package them, and post them as an anonymous love sending them to the intended victim. Could you imagine the person biting into moose droppings? LMAO now.
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Tigger...you didn't even think that much less write it! did you? lmao {fell out of my chair} hahahahahaha!
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Change the firing order on their plug wires. I did this to my, (now Ex), friend, when I caught her out with my, now ex) husband. Hee hee..........
Put half a box of salt in their coffee first thing in the morning.........
Add some ex-lax to there coffee, that works pretty well too.
Use a half gallon of bleach when you wash their underwear, but skip the rinse cycle, then hang them up to dry instead of using the clothes dryer. Then send them off to work for the day...................
Buy yourself a load of cement, then have it dumped into their shiny new convertible..........
Open a can of sardines and put them under the hood of their vehicle on the back of the engine next to the manifold where they will heat up just enough for that lovely aroma to infiltrate the interior of the car, them drop a few into their A/C vents for good measure.
.................Well, I could go on, but I don't want you guys to think I'm a vengeful person or somethin like that.
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U could've stopped at the ex-lax my spooky friend...lmao
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Oh, god, never imagine there are lots 'evils' living in this community, lol. I was amazed by all those stories, and what I can say? I really admire your courage and creativity!
Everyone has an evil side, and just wait sth to bring it out. Sometimes, I do hate some one, but just dont have enough courage or may do not want to make effort to do the revenge. But you guys, you really made my eyes open ;)
Wow! Is all I can say now.
It seems all the revenge related to relationship. It reminds me a true stroy happened in my town. A woman found her husband is cheating her with another young woman. However, after that, she treated him bettter, and he felt guilty and let her manage the fianance and the house. The woman gradually moved all the money to her account, and put a dose of some sort of medicine in his meal every day. And two years later, she divorced him, and he lost all his money and cant be capable of having sex any more because of taking medicine for two years although he did not aware.
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Evil? OH I dunno. I consider it retribution and justice, lovelyme. But perhaps one can take too much pleasure in wreaking justice on someone who truly deserves it.
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I wish I could, I wish I could, However, With me.....it is true......what goes around .....comes around. I finally got it after many many attempts to right wrongs.
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You gather all the messings from Dogs put it on the ground right in front of the persons front door, you light the bag on fire ( No need to worry) it wont do any damange to someones house. Be careful if you live by alot of things that could ignite a fire. ( we dont want to damage poperty. Then sit back and watch it as the smell conts. For quite awhile.Gee wiz I say one word and not a bad word and I had to redo it again.
Oh well............LOL
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Out live,outearn,get over
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Being a dedicated trucker, I had a customer who was always stealing all of the empty trailers I needed to complete my return trip with so I decided to show them what it was like to be messed with all the time.
I went into the company bathroom with a bottle of raccoon urine (used as a cover scent by deer hunters...available at Walmart and etc) and sprayed some under the towel dispenser, in the AC vent, and even inside the toilet drip scent dispensers of each toilet.
For months later the bathroom was to "gamey" to stay in for more than a few seconds, and they never did find out what that horrible smell was in the bathroom.
It's not nice to screw with truckers.
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Top 50 Ways To Get Even With Someone Who Wronged You.
Top 50 Ways To Get Even With Someone Who Wronged You. 
