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Did you ever notice that when the expedition is lost in the desert or stranded on a glacier, they start a fire? Where did they get the wood?
Did you ever notice that when they eat Chinese food, evreyone forgets how to use a fork?
How come they always find a parking space in front of the building any time, night or day?
How do they drive through New York City and never get caught in traffic?
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How come they can drive a car while looking straight at the person sitting beside them, but never swerve or go off the road?
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How come every car explodes into a fiery ball of flames even before it hits the ground?
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Hah!
How do people who have just been beaten to within an inch of their lives manage to look so attractive? And where do they get the stamina to keep running/driving/climbing/jumping, etc?
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DTagliento |
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And why is every street scene, the shot is on freshly watered pavement or sidewalk thus providing the notion that in every town but yours, the street crews are interested in providing a clean path for all your travels....?
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Those are good ones, Nanny and DTagliento.
How come everyone in the movies drinks their coffee black?
Did you ever notice there's ALWAYS beer in the fridge?
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When someone is being chased on foot, there's always that obligatory fall to the ground.
How do they manage to get up and continue to fight even though they were barely able to stand a minute before?
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Why do people wake up looking so good?
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Why don't their hospital gowns open all the way down their backs?
Everyone lives in a cool apartment even if they don't have a job.
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Ha ha, so true! Really cool, beautifully decorated apartments, no matter the income or lack thereof!
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Did you ever notice that when it rains, it's always a deluge, and there's always thunder and lightening? The thunder and lightening always occur at the same time, even though that's a physical impossibilty.
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Every time they open a bottle of champagne, the cork pops and the bottle overflows.
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They can never get service on a cell phone when they need it.
Their laptops work anywhere, and the batteries never run down
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When the women are in the middle of the Amazon jungle or in the Sahara Desert or in a hurricane, their hair and makeup are just perfect!!
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Did you ever wonder how a woman can grab a pair of pinking shears, cut off the hair that goes halfway down her back, and turn out looking as if it had been cut by a Hollywood stylist?
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In all movies when gets to the chase or the final fight for some reason woman are in there underwear...especially Paris Hilton in house of wax.
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When the cops enter a home the lights are ALWAYS out and they in with their flashlights and wander all around in the dark. They may be preserving any prints on the lightswitch, but how about all the other evidence they are tracking thru and messing up?
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Only In The Movies
Only In The Movies 
