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I've moved eleven times in about ten years, and during this time I've dealt with many a dodgy estate agent, I will endeavour to explain what some of them mean, or at least, in my cheeky and irreverent way, poke fun at what they mean by things that they write:
Fully Furnished - We know where IKEA is.
Part Furnished - We do NOT know where IKEA is.
Double Glazing - It's noisy here
Open Plan - One Room
Easy Access to Transport - On a main road
Available Now: No one wants it
Electric Heating: Gas Lighting?
En suite Bedroom - no room for a bathroom
Viewing Recommended - only the blind would take this place
Modern flat - new furniture
Suit a Professional - high rent
Suit a Student - Social Security Cases welcome
Offers the qualities of city living -people will pee against your door at night
Furnished to a high standard - with furniture from the part furnished flats.
Fully Furnished - We know where IKEA is.
Part Furnished - We do NOT know where IKEA is.
Double Glazing - It's noisy here
Open Plan - One Room
Easy Access to Transport - On a main road
Available Now: No one wants it
Electric Heating: Gas Lighting?
En suite Bedroom - no room for a bathroom
Viewing Recommended - only the blind would take this place
Modern flat - new furniture
Suit a Professional - high rent
Suit a Student - Social Security Cases welcome
Offers the qualities of city living -people will pee against your door at night
Furnished to a high standard - with furniture from the part furnished flats.
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