1 Answer - Sort by: Date | Rating
They aren't really FUNNY, but, okay. 1. People
who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my
watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I
ask where the toilet is? < BR>
2
People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room
for the T.V. Remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. And change
the channel manually.
3 When peo ple say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor..
6
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When
something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people
say "life is short". What the heck??
Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's lo nger?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my
watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I
ask where the toilet is? < BR>
2
People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room
for the T.V. Remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. And change
the channel manually.
3 When peo ple say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor..
6
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When
something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people
say "life is short". What the heck??
Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's lo nger?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
3
0
- Why Do People Chuckle?
- What Are Some Funny Your Momma Jokes?
- How Many People Die Because Of A Dui?
- What Word Uses These Letters S,u,t,i,l,r,o,n,a?
- How Many People Are Hellenist?
- What Words Starting With The Letter K That Mean Problem?
- How To Help A Child Asks Questions If He Lacks Confidence?
- When I Become Rich I Have Capacity To Serve The Poor People?
- When I Become Real Rich?
- Ambrose Bierce Defined What Occupation As 'A Man Who Declares With A Hammer That He Has Just Picked A Pocket With His Tongue'?
- What Eight Letter Word With Letters H O O T L E D S?
- A 6 Letter But Only Have 5 Letters So Far T, R, H, N, L?
- Why We Never Get Over The People We Once?
- Do You People Know Any Funny Hotlines Like The Rejection Hotline? THX!
- Why Do Knockers Like People?
- What Does God Love Say To U About Love?
- How Thy I Know She Love Me?
- What's A Good Dumb Blonde Joke?
- Do You Have Funny Jokes?
- What Famous Place With Begins With A Letter I?
- Why Do People Go Deaf?
- Am I Rich Or Poor In Future?
- When Will I Make Rich Man?
- How Many People In NZ?
- Is Bangkok A Rich Or Poor City?
- Can You Tell Me Some Funny Jokes?
- How Do To Get Funny Jokes?
- Can U Give Me Funny Jokes?
- What Are Some Funny Blonde Jokes?
- Does Anyone Know Some Funny Yo Momma Jokes?
- Do You Laugh At Jokes Which Are Not Funny Just Out Of Politeness?
- Why Do Teacher's Laugh At Jokes That Aren't Funny?
- How Do I Send Funny Jokes From My Computer To Someone Else's Cell Phone?
- I Need Adult Funny One Line Jokes. Do You Have Any Good Sites?
- Where Do I Find Free Funny Jokes And How Do I Send From Computer To My Phone?
- Anyone Know Nice Messages, Pre-composed For Mobile For Girl Friend? I Love Funny Messages And Jokes.
Featured Question
New Comment - Comments are editable for 5 min.