Can You Tell Me Some Good Jokes For My Kids?

- Two gold fish in a tank. One says to the other "How the heck do you drive this thing?"
- Fish swimming and hits a wall. DAM!!!!

For your kids? Ha ha, they're for you really aren't they?
Okay, here goes:

Q: What goes Ha Ha Boink
A: A man laughing his head off

Knock Knock
Who's There
Doctor
Doctor Who?

Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a bridge
What's come over you my dear?
Two cars and a milk float

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains
Pull yourself together lad!

Doctor Doctor, I think I've only got a minute to live
Hang on a minute!

What goes 98, 99, CLUNK?
A centipede with a wooden leg

Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the other side silly!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the referee shouted FOUL (fowl)

Why did the meercat cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the elephant?

Two bananas on a wall, and one said to the other...

Doctor Doctor theres a ghost in the waiting room
- Well tell him i can't see him without an appointment.

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll find out

2 men walking down the street one falls in a hole.
The one on the outside kneels down and asks
'is it dark down there?'
The other replies ... 'I DONT KNOW - I CAN'T SEE'

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you get when you take all the apples out of Maryland?

An apple less Maryland, (Annapolis, MD)

Ok, if they're REALLY for your kids.....(!), how about these?

Man goes to the doctor. Says "Doctor, I'm think I'm invisible." Doctor says "Who said that?"

Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doctor says "No problem, I'll give you some cream to put on it."

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish, but the reception was brilliant.