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How Do You Explain Easter To Preschoolers?

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    Well, if you are a decent person, you would tell them the truth. Its a holiday generated for national profit with the goal of selling stuffed animals and plastic eggs full of chocolate to our morbidly obese children (16% of American children are obese, which is double than what it was 20 years ago). Instead of lying about a giant rabbit bringing presents in a basket, tell them to go read a F'ing book (preferably not the Holy Bible which is also full of lies).
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    answered 8 months ago

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