How Do You Explain Easter To Preschoolers?

Well, if you are a decent person, you would tell them the truth. Its a holiday generated for national profit with the goal of selling stuffed animals and plastic eggs full of chocolate to our morbidly obese children (16% of American children are obese, which is double than what it was 20 years ago). Instead of lying about a giant rabbit bringing presents in a basket, tell them to go read a F'ing book (preferably not the Holy Bible which is also full of lies).