I Want To Organise A Dog Party.........how Can I Arrange It ?

Um... Firstly send little doggie to play at a friends house telling him that you need to do some work then go down to tescos and buy : Balloons, party poppers, banners, lots of dog food, dog jelly, dog ice-cream etc.  When you get home arrange all of these things and make little doggie invites to all of doggies friends and send them by email - it's quicker. Then set out all of this stuff around the house and get some old christmas lights down from the loft and put them up.  Buy doggie a new dress to wear and some little tiny shoes.  (if the dog is relatively old order a stripper dog if not forget it!)  Then go and collect doggie and cover his eyes with a make shift blind fold and go surprise!!!  Doggie will love it believe me!

Just  send  invitations  to all  the   politicians