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Okkkaaaayyyyyyyy?
At first, it said "What is your favorite?", ha. But, here's one of my favorite "Here's Your Sign" jokes.
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine. When we got back we pulled his boat into the dock. I lifted up this big 'ol string of fish and this person on the dock calls out, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"
"Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine. When we got back we pulled his boat into the dock. I lifted up this big 'ol string of fish and this person on the dock calls out, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"
"Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
There are so many it is hard to pick one favorite but this would be near the top of my list "I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope - Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
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The stop sign that you pull out of the ground and smack the idiot over the head with who just ran it and broad sided your car because obeying the sign would have interfered with his consumption of his cheeseburger with fries and a pop while talking on his cell phone and changing his ipod music and checking his hair out in the rear view mirror.
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How much time did you serve? Simple fine? Cause it was justified?
I have never served 1 second in the can, and besides a 15 dollar parking ticket I got in NYC once, have never gotten a ticket or paid a fine. Not that I shouldn't have done both, but when you're slick, you're slick!
My favorite was the semi'truck driver that got his truck stuck under the overpass, when the cop gets there he says "what happened...truck to big you got stuck" guy replies "No I was moving this overpass and ran out of gas" Here's your sign" !! That is my most favorite! =)
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