Guest
asked 5 months ago
2 Answers - Sort by: Date | Rating
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
2.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
3.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
5.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
6.
It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
7.
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
8.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
9.
My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
10.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
11.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
12.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
13.
You can't be late until you show up.
14.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
15.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
16.
Expecting
the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting
the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian
the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting
the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian
0
0
- How Do We Say 'You're Welcome' In Swedish?
- When Is Poptropica 2 Coming Out?
- I Am A Gemini What Would Be My Perfect Match?
- What Abt My Life?
- Will Always Love You?
- Why Do You Love Shanghai?
- Does Greg And Jessica Go For A Good Match Together?
- When Is The New Island On Poptropica?:(
- Is A Cancer And Aris A Good Love Match?
- Will Kiwi And Mango Stay Together Forever?
- When Is Monster Island Open?
- Is There A Website For Kids 13 And Older That Is Mature Just Like Adults?
- What Is My Love End?
- Where Can I Get A Copy Of The Film Called "The Last Romantic Lover"?
- Where Can I See The Movie "The Last Romantic Lover"?
- What Are Some Facts About A Sagittarius?
- What Are Good Qualities Of Good Characteristics?
- What Sign Is May 2nd?
- Do You Know Any Good Or Inspiring Quotes?
- What Are Some Good Love Quotes?
- What Are Some Good Quotes On A Surgeons?
- Write Down Some Good Love Quotes For Me As I Need Them.
- What Is Some Good War On Drugs Quotes?
- Quotes From Doctors Who Think Animal Testing Is Good?
- Where Can I Get Good Quotes About Sympathy In The Book To Kill Mocking Bird?
- Where Are Quotes Used?
- Can You Give Me Some Quotes Please?
- What Are Some Valentine Quotes?
- Does Anybody Know Any Heartbroken Quotes?
Featured Question
New Comment - Comments are editable for 5 min.