Doe Anyone Know All The Cons Of The Chocolates?

O.k. There was Mr. Meltaway, with serial no. 40701, chocofreak with serial # 69711, death by chocolate with serial # 85034, cocosmoke, #11607, moosechunk #93459
Those were the cons, here are the pros:

Ociffer Semi sweet, Detective Knight White choco, Book 'em Darko, and many more.

Dr. M&M, Dr. Sedative Sweets. Do you need more. Lol

I could answer that if the spelling was Chocolatti's, a notorious mob gang from Brooklyn.

There is the still unsolved Con-fectioners scam that started back in the early 1960's! This Con while widely experienced world-wide is still not recognized as being the con it is in reality. The scam is this Chocolate Easter Bunnies, were solid chocolate. Suddenly and mysteriously these famous Easter Bunnies usually only appearing on Easter Morning in Easter Baskets have all of their solid chocolate filling removed! No one knows how or where the solid chocolate filling is being kept and stored. What used to be a sure belly-ache for any Easter Basket recipient is now just a shell game of hollow Easter Bunnies! If anyone has any knowledge of the whereabouts of these removed solid chocolate Easter Bunnies insides, please contact the authorities!

I have heard about some guy named Willie and his chocolate factory. They do bad things there.
They strip the chocolate of their papers and make people think they are the good guys!

The darker the chocolate the better it is for you and in turn, the worse it tastes. Give me a Cadbury's Cream Egg any day. We are a Cadbury Nation in the UK. Does the size of your bar shrink as time goes by?

Cons-- of chocolate?  Did not know there were any cons.  Just pros.  Only pros.  Yup.  Pros.

I have not experienced death by chocolate(except maybe peanut buster parfait/drowned in hot chocolate fudge ) but  i have been on the run from eating chocolate(goatmilk fudge to be precise). : ) . So sweet it could give you a heart attack..oh did i mention i am allergic to most chocolate and peanuts but i still eat it...hahahahaha.....what a conspiracy/conundrum....to want to eat what your not suppose to have...oh my favorite is the regular hershey's bar broken into the little squares/rectangles they come formed in and peanut butter spread on each piece....again remember i am allergic to chocolate and peanut products but i still eat it how unfair to have to risk your life to eat what God created to taste so great....oh what a world what a world ,i'm melting ahhhhhhhhhhh!

I have heard of the Con-fectioners scam that started back in the late 50's. This was first made public when it was noticed that the solid Chocolate Easter bunnies that had been so famous every Easter morning suddenly were mysteriously emptied! Thus leaving what appeared to be a solid chocolate easter bunny but which in fact was just a hollow chocolate shell. This has been disappointing those lucky enough to still get Easter Baskets on Easter morning ever since. None of the removed insides of the chocolate bunnies have been discovered to date! Leaving wide spread speculation on just where all this solid chocolate Easter Bunnie insides could be hidden. This shell-game con has pretty much eliminated the solid chocolate Easter Bunnies! Those that have fell prey to this con are left to think they have a sold chocolate Easter Bunny but instead are left with just the chocolate Easter Bunny shell!

They have always said that--"M&M's melts in your mouth and not in your hands"! IT'S ALL A LIE!!!
Complete falsehood! THEY Do MELT IN YOUR HANDS! We should sue!

There are cons to chocolate??? NO WAY!!!!! If there were cons, then thats saying chocolate is bad.... Something as wonderful as chocolate cant POSSIBLY be bad...LOL!!! :P (hehehehehehehehe!!!)

I CANNOT top tiggersmom's answer, but the only con I can think of chocolate is milk chocolate... Dark is better for you, and then of course there's the calories and fat.  But is you ever want to calm a snarling, hair-pulling, spitting woman quickly, throw a chunk of milk chocolate at her and run away, FAST.