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How Many Times In Your Life Has A Bug Flown Into Your Mouth?

Come on, we know this has happened to many people, are you willing to admit it? I had a bee fly into mine when we were outside and laughing. Lol

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    I was enjoying a walk in the woods down a "path" i made and i was watching a sunset. My mouth dropped open in awe from the beauty. Boom. There goes a beetle. In my MOUTH!
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    Horseloco 

    answered 10 months ago

      If you ride a motorcycle, especially at night, at least once every ten miles. That is why I have a moustache that is as thick as a warehouse broom - acts as my own personal bug catcher.
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      Jim1949 

      answered 10 months ago

      Well, now my hubby is going to shave his mustache. Lol
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      Tiggersmom

      Tiggersmom

      commented 10 months ago

        NEVER I would freak out if it happened. But one I almost brushed my teeth with a dead cockroach in the bristles. ALMOST! Also I thing there's a guest response with the same story posted here. That's mine. I didn't realize I didn't log in.
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        Ggkelly 

        answered 10 months ago

        OMG!!! You would have to take me right to the hospital!! LOL
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        Desertkid

        Desertkid

        commented 10 months ago

        A bee has never flown into my mouth either
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        Wesley23 

        answered 10 months ago

        I can't tell ya right now as there is a bug flying around in my mouth...lol...mmm good!
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        Nascarnut 

        answered 10 months ago

        That is a good one dear, can you imagine Tamarind running after a bug to catch it? Lol
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        Tiggersmom

        Tiggersmom

        commented 10 months ago

        Read mine Nassy it's true too!
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        Logic101

        Logic101

        commented 5 months ago

          Never had anything that stings fly into my mouth (touch wood !), and only had a fly go in maybe 4 or 5 times.
          I'm not a very talkative person face to face so, without wishing to appear too virtuous (!),  perhaps it's 'cos I don't spend a lot of time with my mouth open !
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          Beaunydall 

          answered 10 months ago

          I can recall only 1 time this happening to me.driving in the desert in our jeep with the top off and i went to take a sip of my water and one of those tiny bugs flew in my mouth...it was windy and hot..i should have known better
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          Disneyland 

          answered 10 months ago

          Oooh, my bad, sorry...I don't keep track of these sort of occurrences.
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          Nadene 

          answered 10 months ago

          No more than 1 or 2. Amazing for as much as I talk.
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          Kid2081 

          answered 10 months ago

          I've had  flies in me mouth a few times.
            I have to admit it wore me out running all around with me mouth open though.
            Yummy.
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          Tamarind 

          answered 10 months ago

          I could see you running after a bug to catch it in your mouth. Lmao roff
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          Tiggersmom

          Tiggersmom

          commented 10 months ago

          Yep. I always believe what Tam says...lol...NOT [dernit. Doggone bug flew up my nose] lol
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          Nascarnut

          Nascarnut

          commented 9 months ago

          I just do not understand why nobody believe me.
          What up with dat?
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          Tamarind

          Tamarind

          commented 9 months ago

            I've probably eaten a swarm of bugs in my lifetime so far. Between being on the 3 wheeler when I was growing up, plus all the bicycle riding, and motorcycles, and quads now. Come to think of it, I really don't want to know how many I've had in my mouth!! Great question though!!
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            Shortstax 

            answered 10 months ago

            1232.4 times in my lifetime . Honest I counted all of em,the .4 got cut in half as he entered the fan. Am I a big liar or what?
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            Bifmeister 

            answered 10 months ago

            Do you have them all written down in your little bug book? Lol
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            Tiggersmom

            Tiggersmom

            commented 10 months ago

            It has never flown into my mouth and i would be disgusted if it was
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            Srbija101 

            answered 10 months ago

            Yes it has happened riding on the back of a HARLEY
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            Lawless 

            answered 10 months ago

            Nope. Never. And the only way I could handle it is if is was dipped in the darkest dark chocolate.
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            Alwaysbp 

            answered 10 months ago

              About a million times because riding a bike through a swarm of bugs every morning its inevitable. And it makes up for all those times I miss my breakfast.lol.
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              Wila 

              answered 10 months ago

              LOL, bug soup anyone. Lol
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              Tiggersmom

              Tiggersmom

              commented 10 months ago

              One time we were eating breakfast on the patio in the springtime.  I yawned real big and a fly flew right in!  Coughed him up and continued eating...☺
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              Desertkid 

              answered 10 months ago

              Lol good one.
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              Tiggersmom

              Tiggersmom

              commented 10 months ago

              Use to be everytime I rode. Now I keep my mouth closed, ( Makes the ole-man happy ) until I came across some yahoo that just needs to hear my opinion.
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              Hisdimple 

              answered 10 months ago

              You tell em boss!!!! Lmao roff how many more times can i write that today? Lol
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              Tiggersmom

              Tiggersmom

              commented 9 months ago

              Read mine Cow Patty!
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              Logic101

              Logic101

              commented 5 months ago

              Too many to count, lots of bird droppings on me too ;) lol! 
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              Artguy66 

              answered 10 months ago

              Ewwww, never thought about that one. Lol
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              Tiggersmom

              Tiggersmom

              commented 9 months ago

              Whenever we had to open or close the hangar doors when i was in the air force it would literally scare the $%^& out of the pigeons roosting in the door tracks ;) lol!
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              Artguy66

              Artguy66

              commented 9 months ago

              Never never at all my eyes a couple of thousand times
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              Twilight96 

              answered 9 months ago

                NEVER, I would be so afraid. But I almost once brushed my teeth with a dead cockroach in it. Not Kidding. Almost. I looked through the bristles and saw it laying dead.
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                Guest

                Guest 

                answered 10 months ago

                Now that would freak me out, those things are disgusting.
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                Tiggersmom

                Tiggersmom

                commented 10 months ago

                Maybe a handful of times. The first I remember was picking berries off a densely wooden island in a freshwater lake. I had mosquito bites on the inside of my cheeks, but my grandpa and I got 2 buckets full of blackberries!
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                Guest

                Guest 

                answered 10 months ago

                I bet that is a great memory for you too. I love it.
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                Tiggersmom

                Tiggersmom

                commented 10 months ago

                Several! However once I was riding a Motorcycle and a WASP went in my mouth!
                He stung me 3 times before spitting him out! That was something!
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                Logic101 

                answered 5 months ago

                No wasp, a dragonfly once. Rider next to me thought it cool to see little wings hangin out of my mouth. Lol
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                Hisdimple

                Hisdimple

                commented 5 months ago

                Thankfully, it never happened 2 me
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                Dalesr4eva 

                answered 5 months ago

                I was walking home from school and these bugs where all in one giant cloud and i had to walk through it and i was talking to my friend. I didn't feel it though.
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                Monique332 

                answered 2 months ago

                Man, that was terrible I bet. Ick, gag, gross, huh? I would have. Lol
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                Tiggersmom

                Tiggersmom

                commented 1 month ago

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