How Do I Buy A Monkey?

You go to the tropical forest and get 1 lol really you go to the pet store

You should think very strongly about buying (ACTUALLY ITS CONSIDERED ADOPTING) a monkey. They arent as great in captivity as you may think. Everything they will need to survive and be a healthy monkey can become very expensive. 1st of all you need to make sure there is a Exotic Vet in you area that knows how to care for such an animal. They will need medical attention to make sure they are healthy. You need to have the time to be with the pet, if you work 12 hours of the day, i DONT suggest you have 1. They are just as if not more demanding as a child is. They are gorgeous,intelligent,sneaky,creative,attention craving exotic/wild animals. Unless you adopt one that has been harmed/abused in some sort of way, you will have your hands full!! And, chances are your pockets could run low. They need tons of attention and care. The right nutritional diet. Should be wary around small children and other pets. Your house should be monkey/child proofed before bringing it home. Please, take all of this into consideration before going through with the adoption.
  Check your local pet stores and any humane society's, petfinder.come may be a good source. And be very knowledgable of the animal you take home, for your sake, and most importantly the pets!