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We are making tombstones for our haunted graveyard for the haunted house. We need a saying that rhymes with Kevin to put on the stone. Something like here lies Kevin?

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    Here lies poor Kevin. He died on the way to 7-11

    Here lies Kevin. He should have been good then he would be in heaven.
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    Celticgirl 

    answered 1 year ago

    Good one!
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    3rd-maw

    3rd-maw

    commented 1 year ago



      • Here lies silly Kevin


      • Who can''t make a sound


      • Didn't believe in Heaven


      • So he''ll stay in the ground

      Here lies poor Kevin
      Didn't make it to 7


      • Here lies handsome Kevin

      • Who thought he looked good

      • The eulogy given

      • So now he's worm food



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      Hisdimple 

      answered 1 year ago

      That is perfect!!! You are awesome. Thank you. I should have known to just ask ole skeleton head. AHAHAHAHAAAAA
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      Tamarind

      Tamarind

      commented 1 year ago

      Excellent!
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      Celticgirl

      Celticgirl

      commented 1 year ago

      Hey dimps...when I die, I want you to write on my headstone, ok?
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      Desertkid

      Desertkid

      commented 10 months ago

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        Some would think he's gone to heaven
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        Bifmeister 

        answered 1 year ago

        Good job. Thanks Mr, sideways driver!
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        Tamarind

        Tamarind

        commented 1 year ago


        • Here lies Kevin

        • Went to Sunday School but not Heaven

        • He chose the wide and easy path

        • Now it looks like Hell's fire for him

        • Where he will never get a bath.

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        Peace 

        answered 1 year ago

        Ahahahhahaa
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        Tamarind

        Tamarind

        commented 1 year ago

        Here lies the Kevin that none of us knew,he died last night and now he doesn't have a clue......  
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        Bgirl525 

        answered 1 year ago

        Good one Bgirl. :0)
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        Tamarind

        Tamarind

        commented 1 year ago

          I hope this is a big tombstone---here lies kevin all broken hearted because he is too soon departed.because he is all broken hearted was hit by a car and now departed..so the lesson is don't run in the street on beggars night you might just meet your end and be laying at someone else's feet just like kevin .so don't cross the street all alone or you mite just be gone,just like kevin waiting to get to heaven.......
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          Nomad1 

          answered 1 year ago

          On a scale of a hundred was it any good.....?
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          Nomad1

          Nomad1

          commented 1 year ago

          I thought it started out okay but the end kind of died...
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          Nomad1

          Nomad1

          commented 1 year ago

          Well, I like it. Going to have to use little bitty lettering on a normal sized stone though.
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          3rd-maw

          3rd-maw

          commented 1 year ago

          Here lies Kevin, hope he's in heaven

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          Tiggersmom 

          answered 1 year ago

          Good one. . :0)
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          Tamarind

          Tamarind

          commented 1 year ago

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