What Are Some Funny Blonde Jokes?

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

What do you call a blonde with a brain?

a golden retriever





how do you erase a blonde's memory?

blow in her ear.








i no the 2 are not so funny...... I had some very good ones! I just forgot em!

Why does the blonde have TGIF on her shoes? Toes Go In First.

A cute blond goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve farted at least 10 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”

The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady returns. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly”.
“Good,” the doctor said. “Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”


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Why don't blonde's have Deja vu?
They can't remember that far back !