Why Do Men Care About How Much Semen They Produce?

Lol. A very easy question. Why do men want longer fatter dicks? To get it deeper in. Producing more semen means more stamina or virility.  These basic attributes men have have a large impact on our psyche (self esteem etc). Men always wanna be the alpha male, having more attractive mates, larger incomes, bigger houses etc.  Ultimately it is a pride thing. Men inherently compete with each other to impress their peers with their superiority and earn respect. Men(women also) make mountains of molehills(but over different things).  If he is sterile he can't have kids and can't function as a man and is essentially useless(in his mind). Having a high sperm count means he has superior genetics, might have better luck at satisfying her, probly has a larger membrane if he ejaculates alot, and well can have a beer and say wow last night was awesome it just kept going. I totally rocked her world.

I guess because it makes them feel more manly if there's a lot, and it's a sign that they can get a woman pregnant, it's sort of caveman kinda stuff, that's what I think.