How Do You Make A Mummy?

Obtain four jars to keep the liver, lungs, intestines and the stomach. Let the heart remain inside the body and dispose of the other internal body organs. Push a rod with an attached hook ate end of it through the nose to pull the brain out. Then fill the head with tree resin and sawdust.

Immerse the body in natron for about forty days. Then position the body on an inclining place so that the liquid and natron fall downwards into a pan. Throw them away. Apply olibanum oil to the skin to make it supple. Stuff the body with spices or sawdust, your choice. Seal any cuts or incisions with the help of wax. Wrap the small ends with strips of linen. Then wrap the limbs and torso. Fasten the linen with the help of tree resin.

Seriously, don't actually try it.