How Low Would The Stock Market Have To Go To Make Liberals Happy?

Only a complete collapse will do. That way big government can step in and have complete dictation of every aspect of our lives. Tell us when to wake up. Where to work. When to work. When to eat. When to sleep. So on and so forth. With a total collapse, the gov can step in to save us poor souls from our own demise. We couldn't possibly know what to do or when to do it. The gov would blame us and then show us the light in how to "recover". Each of us will be given a big glass of JJ kool-aide, patted on the back, and then......yes of course......a big swig of socialist dictatorship to chase it with.mmmmm good. Those not on board would be jailed and deemed "terrorist".
Well, on second thought, is there such a thing as a happy liberal? Their poor bleeding hearts will never heal. Its part of their mentallity to boohoo about something....as long as it doesn't pertain to anything american, conservitive, or normal that is. To cry out for assistance and government input in their personal lives is their MO.