Can You Give Me Some Original Family Jokes For My Home Made Christmas Crackers?

Christmas cracker jokes are not supposed to be  splittingly funny and that's the reason why they are loved by most. Here are a few examples:
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers
What's the best way to stop food going bad?
Eat it!
Why did the teacher wear sun glasses?
Because her class was too bright
What do you call it when a bunch of sheep roll down a hill?
A lambslide
These jokes are usually corny and were named Christmas crackers by cracker manufacturer Robin Reed. These jokes are generally made up. Anyone with a good sense of humour can come with Christmas crackers. The tradition of such corny jokes has lived on over the years. The reason could be people's preference to groan and then giggle.