Would I Look Ridiculous On A Chopper Pocket Bike?

That depends. Would you look ridiculous on a full-size chopper?

Another factor is age. If you were in your teens, a pocket bike chopper would probably be cool. The same cannot be said if you are into your forties and know the words to  "Born to be wild". For most people of a certain age, the song's lyrics are possibly the closest they should come to straddling a Harley Davidson chopper.

If you are a youthful looking grown-up and have the right wardrobe you may just about get away with it. Bear in mind, though, that pocket bikes have certain design limits that must be adhered to. Principally, in this context, the maximum weight of the rider is generally around 300 lbs or less.

Sorry, for going on about this, but there's also the very strong possibility of you falling off. Even at relatively slow speeds, post-21-years-of-age bones have a nasty tendency to be not quite as rubbery as they once were. And who would want to admit to falling off a pocket-size chopper when they turn up at A&E with a suspected broken bone?