How Many Things Do You Do While Driving?

My husband has stareitis, he looks at structures, cars, landscape, and all that stuff, I have to say something when he heads to the divide, or the edge of the road, I say "Crash" and he puts his eyes back on the road. I don't drive, never even had a permit.

• LISTEN TO THE RADIO & CHANGE STATIONS CONSTANTLY!!!  LOL


• WATCH FOR COPS N FRONT, BEHIND & AT SIDES


• I SMOKE CIGS


• I BREATHE


• I BLINK


• MY HEART BEATS


• MY BLOOD BOILS (ON OCCASION)


• I USE MY ALIEN LIGHTS


• I PRESS THE BRAKE


• I PRESS CLUTCH


• I CHANGE GEARS


• I TURN ON WINDSHIELD WIPERS WHEN NECESSARY


• I REALLY ♥ TO PRESS THE ACCELERATOR


• SOMETIMES I DRINK A FOUNTAIN MOUNTAIN DEW.


• AND ONE TIME {BS} BEFORE STROKE I PEED IN A GATORADE BOTTLE, YEP, WHILE DRIVING...SHH...LMAO{TRUE}

I change radio stations, I smoke, I drink(water), I also check my mirrors to see where traffic is and what it is doing. I have been know to eat something small. I use my turn signals, and rarely answer the phone, but then, it is to tell them, i will call back, when i get stopped.

I do all the stuff i'm suppose to but then i sometimes get a distracted with the radio, turning it louder and dancing, also i put chap stick on and drink water but i think that's it.

i have to have music- radio or cd, and i listen to that, and chat with whoever is in my car.  also adjust the temp inside, etc

I can honk really good, use turn signals, use the wipers, turn on the radio, use my cell phone only by voice activation dialing though.  And I am really good at yelling at people even though my windows are closed and they can't hear me.  And I also pray like a-mouse does because this helps me not yell at people so much.

If I could drive, I would drive with my music blaring, driving like they did in Tokyo drift. Drifting around the exit ramps, reckless as can be.

I sing along to the Christian radio station .. And I pray.. LOL

For the past 4 years I have had to listen to Baby Einstein, or some other Disney movie blaring through my speakers. With the occasional stop at the side of the road to clean up the mess my child just made (he gets car sick). So It was very amusing to realize that after my sister and I had spent an hour in and out of the van (without the kids) we were listening to a disney sing along CD without even thinking about it, and singing along....