How Many Nascarnut's Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
I really have no answer to this, I would love for you all to finish this for me. I am so interested in your sense of humor for this. Have fun.
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That is such a great/clever answer as applies to our Nascar Nut. Everything is a left turn in Nascar. :) Very nicely done, Septic. :)
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commented 9 months ago
You are intriguingly clever my dear...lol!
At least we know she can unscrew it. Lmao roff
Great answer!! Lol
My 'new' best friend...lol!!!
Well of course. Lol
Ha ha ha...I ♥ it!!!
That is a good one Oddman. Lmao roff
You think? Lol!
That is funny. Lol
Love that!!! Lol!
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commented 9 months ago
Nassy can but does not bother with screwing in her own lightbulbs. That's what her servants are for. :) :)
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answered 9 months ago
You know me ALL too well...lmao [Where shall I mail that check?] lol
Lol Nas, and great one Amore, lol. But, are they servants or minions? Lol
Bravo girlfriend...Bravo!!!
Great one honey!!!! Lmao roff
Best answer right here! * * * * * You go Celtic girl! Lol~
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commented 9 months ago
Ahh well if a race is on and it's a good one it could take a room full to screw in a light bulb and not drop it with all the action on the screen, but without a race well just one lol
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Pretty smart not smal
Awe you are too sweet...
Non because there is a son of a nascarnut,and when he is around and not out sowing wild oats he will just say mom I'll get that for you.....that's my story....sounds darn good to me........
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There ya go...lol!!! My 'sonofanut' does it!!! Lol
That sounds like a dracula remake, son of nascar! Lmao roff
You are too nice to me sweetie...come on, I can take it!!! LOL
Lol...Well my angel, a flashlight contains a light bulb, too...lol!!!
LOL that is a real knee slapper. Lol
At least there were no nasty answers to this one. It was sure set up for at least one of those. I don't know how many Nassy's it would take, but I just call Jeff Gordon to change mine and he pops right over. (This is the truth.)
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No fibbing allowed here Mr. G...lol!!!
This is no fib, it is the actual truth.
Okay my dear.....ya got me...[and I won't tell anyone if you won't...lmao]
No light-bulbs with Nascarnut....she uses candles to save money so she can go to more Nascar races!!!
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I am frugal you say? Lol
Hahaha
Question: How many Nascarnuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: One. She is pretty darn intelligent, but if she happens to have trouble, she can always summon her buff Nascar homies. They'll get the job done!
Answer: One. She is pretty darn intelligent, but if she happens to have trouble, she can always summon her buff Nascar homies. They'll get the job done!
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Yep ya gotta stick together w/ those homies...lol
Hehe
Well its always one to hold the bulb. So how many would it take to turn the house round a few times?
Being a Brit, dont see much of it, but is it that racing in big fast cars round and round in circles? It looks dangerous. But fun I'm sure.
Being a Brit, dont see much of it, but is it that racing in big fast cars round and round in circles? It looks dangerous. But fun I'm sure.
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You Are Too Much Naggie, My Friend...lol.
You are too much Naggie, my friend...lol.
Lmao roff!!! That had me in stitches.
None coz of nascarnuts are a little to powerful for normal lightbulbs
dedicated to the heart of nascarnut
dedicated to the heart of nascarnut
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Awe...thank you sweetie...I use Kryptonite folks...lol [5 stars for you dear]
One. First they have to break off the base and then have to be really careful not to get cut on the glass. Helps if you're not too big to do the job right.
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I have a sat dish with 5 nascar chans. Never seen an a nascarnut change anything but the batteries in the remote or fight about when it's time to change who has it. Hope you like these 2 Tigg. Good marks please?
Well alrighty then....... How many Nascarnuts DOES it take to screw in a light bulb? Hmmm.... It depends on If they're a Gordon fan or a Junior fan........ ;P HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...........
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You are treading on hallowed ground my sweets...lmao
That is great Mati
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.........
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answered 9 months ago
It takes 2. One to install the restrictor plate on the light switch and one to hold the stopwatch. Baddump- bump~~ Enjoy the veal everyone.
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answered 9 months ago
None................... She has jimmie johnson do it for her while she's on vacation in Hawaii. XD
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Lol that is a good one. I gave you a 5 dear.
Nassy just snaps her fingers and everyone jumps to do it for her,,,,,,,,
But if no one is around she does it she is a strong woman
But if no one is around she does it she is a strong woman
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