I don't want to go to work today.
The same as every morning:
Turn off the protection grid,
I hate that alarm clock!!
I'm on holidays. ..go back to sleep. ~ sigh , i have to pee ~ Can I find that sweet spot on the pillow again ?
Gotta pee. Wait, I need to sleep for 10 more minutes. Oh no, I can't - gotta pee. Is Baby E up ? O my goodness, isn't it Saturday yet?
All of the Kardashians
Kim Jong Un, I'd like to slap him with a machete.
I will also say Kanye West. He's an arrogant douche and has a very punchable face.
Also: Pat Robertson (is he still alive?), Ann Coulter, Chris Brown, Alex Jones
If not a slap, a one-way ticket to Siberia.
Kanye West (Mr. And Mrs. Plus the in-laws)
I really don't want to slap any celebrity. Now as for their fans.... If you think about it none of the annoying celebrities would have that fame if it weren't for their moronic fans who think these celebrities who are morally and intellectually challenged with mediocre talent at best can do no wrong. They are … Read more
Why were all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 - 8 - 9.
Some folks may have to pause for a second to get it.
All I can think of is a sponge ( ?)