The ability to understand women. They understand each other and don't like each other.
Super-hearing. It would be so annoying to hear the high pitched noises humans normally can not hear and all the billions of sounds around you.
Reading people's minds. I would be afraid I would get sucked into some people's stupidity.
X-Ray Vision ! Because I would always be in trouble for looking at the ladies too much ! LOL
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I had a grilled pork chop, baked sweet potato and a salad.
For lunch today, with my mom, we had the grilled chicken taco salad from El Torito. Hands down the best taco salad I've ever had.
Since childhood I have loved fresh-picked corn on the cob, and just yesterday I cooked four ears...and then ate three of them...
No butter, no salt...just that wonderful sweet corn.
Well Sir, I think being kind has gone far enough. I would carry pepper spray and give them a warning growl. If the growl does not work, pepper spray them. If asked why you did such a thing, you could either feign dementia, or tell them that you feared for your life, in that they … Read more
I would say try to be patient, as much as you can...they are needing some way to show their love and concern...NOT you need them...if it REALLY gets too much, then try this: Point out a nearby window and say, "Oh, look at the hummingbird!"
...and while they are trying to find this (nonexistent) hummingbird, … Read more
I have a couple of random suggestions RK, maybe there is one you can use. (Note: I intend satire here, not to make light of your situation):
-Inform the overzealous samaritan you are also a leper.
-Have yourself a collection of shirts printed up with "Thanks, I Got This" across the chest.
-Practice your best Death … Read more
I'm sorry sir! When someone tells me they can do it I back away. But some people think they know best. I do t know where the balance is either. But I want you to keep moving as long as you can.
I have similar problems but have been lucky. Most people stand back when I ask, though I occasionally get unneeded assistance.
I don't know how to answer your question. It's hard to find the balance between an affirmation and churlishness.
I have friends and relatives that have similar issues. I have had to tell people to back off for them. My mother-in-law has macular degeneration. My brother-in-law, his wife, my husband and I took her out to dinner. She needed someone to read the menu for her. Her sons decided they just needed to order … Read more
Dear Roy Roy,
The song I would give 'em is this:
JESU JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING, so they could get a little Bach along with their Black Raspberry Dark Chocolate Chunk Ice Cream (which is the only flavor I would EVER have...oh, well maybe some pumpkin butter brickle, plus Baskin Robbins Baseball Nut or something)...and all … Read more
I guess the impression I get is .. Emotionally damaged resulting in anger issues and is controlled by dark, destructive impulses.
Grilled boneless chicken breats, fresh green beans, and a small baked potato.
A grilled pork with seasoning from Jack Stack's Barbecue. If you are ever in the Kansas City area you have to try Jack Stack's!