A red head tells her blonde step sister "I slept with a Brazilian." The blonde says "Oh my gosh you slut! How many is a brazillian!?!?!?!!"
I'll take the day off. Don't like rum and roller coasters don't like me. Here's a joke though:
I love telling jokes. I love roller coasters. I don't drink alcohol these days outside of a rare ocassion.
Man it's been a while since I've been drunk on rum. Let's pass the Barcadi!
Not a rum drinker, but how about a joke about a rollercoaster?
What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.
"Well, I went to the Amusement Park at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the … Read more
I haven't been on a roller-coaster in years and I don't know any good jokes, I stopped drinking rum years ago because it gave me incredible hangovers, so I guess it's just not my day.😛😛😛
3 drinks and you are carrying me. Always remember drinking and roller coasters don't mix .
The only coaster for me is the one that is under my drink.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs.?
What do you call a cow with no legs ?
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Totally not my day!
Not a rum drinker, not getting on a roller coaster and I never remember the punch line in jokes.
But, thank You Otis!
None of the above. Wish I had a little joke :(
Why were all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 - 8 - 9.
Some folks may have to pause for a second to get it.
My favorite is the roller coaster .... I'm a fanatic! It's my day again! :)
Yes i added seagrams7 to zoloft i blacked out never do that on psyych meds again
A friend started taking a quit smoking med and had, what he called, vivid, realistic and super scary nightmares.
My sister had a friend who was recently divorced. This friend took a new med that was supposed to help with her arthritis. She took the dose and went to sleep alone. She didn't wake up. Allergic reaction. I've often wondered if she hadn't been divorced maybe her husband or children might have saved her … Read more
I have an extreme reaction to antihistamines. My eyes become dilated, and will stay that way for days. My blood pressure will drop. I will get tunnel vision, and I will pass out.
It kills me when the commercials tell people not to take their medication if they are allergic to it. I always thing, … Read more
I know of a gentleman who took a medication for his heart and wound up dieing from lever failure. His family is still in a legal battle after 8 years.
Back when I was first diagnosed with my illness I was prescribed Wellbutrin for depression and to quit smoking. Bad idea. That medicine made me hostile and extremely angry.