Be very very quiet!... I'm hunting wabbits. :) Quote Elmer Fudd.
I'm gonna get that cwazy wabbit!
I would change my metabolism. I would love to speed it up a bit so it would be easier to keep the extra weight off.
I would not have bipolar disorder. Life would be so much easier.
I hope this news doesn't arouse some latent phobia, and keep one of us awake and paranoid...
My first Pearl Jam concert--07/03/1998.
The day my wife said yes.
The day I found out I was expecting. It had been a long wait. :)
I get it and give it all the time. I returned $ 200 to its rightful owner. Karma ( a nice guy) gave me 4 brand new truck tires. He could have sold them but I really needed some at the time. He wouldn't take payment. I didn't know his name at the time. I … Read more
A couple years ago someone left a couple bags of new toys on the front porch two days before Christmas. That was the year we only had 20 dollars to spend between three kids for Christmas.
Last winter I was shoveling my driveway when a guy came by with a snow plow and said step aside, he plowed my driveway and then drove off.
I came home from work this past winter and found that my driveway had been cleared of snow. A few weeks ago, a local radio station had a call from a listener who was calling from a nearby Scooters. On that particular morning, someone had started paying for the next car behind them. This went … Read more
I have had someone at Starbucks buy me coffee a few times. I have always just bought the next person's drink.
On Valentine's day this year, I had time to kill before an appointment, so I went to lunch by myself. A gentleman walked up and gave me a rose.
This one didn't happen to … Read more
About six months ago, I took my daughter to a fairly expensive dinner at Houston's. When I asked for the check, the server simply said someone had already paid. I asked who it was, but he wouldn't tell me .... I looked around, but didn't see any familiar faces or anyone looking our way. Maybe … Read more
When I was 12 I worked at this restaurant thing. I was first assigned to drying dishes and putting them away (as it was someone else's job to wash itself like an assembly line.) I wanted to wait tables, though, but quickly found out I did not like it as I had to touch food … Read more
I was eleven in 1960, my mother started charging me $25.00 a week room and board so I hired two other kids to cut grass for people in the neighborhood. They charged $3.00 per yard and I got a dollar for every yard they did. When "mom" found out she said I was lazy having … Read more
I babysat in junior high. In high school I worked the drive through at a McDonald's at a resort. You would never believe how many people liked blowing marijuana smoke in my window.