Janis Haskell
Janis Haskell thanked Gator Blu's answer

Not a rum drinker, but how about a joke about a rollercoaster?

What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.
"Well, I went to the Amusement Park at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the … Read more

Janis Haskell
Janis Haskell thanked echooos echooos' answer

I haven't been on a roller-coaster in years and I don't know any good jokes, I stopped drinking rum years ago because it gave me incredible hangovers, so I guess it's just not my day.😛😛😛

Janis Haskell
Janis Haskell thanked Refreshme Refreshme's answer

3 drinks and you are carrying me.  Always remember drinking and roller coasters don't mix .

The only coaster for me is the one that is under my drink.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs.?

.....lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs ?

.....ground beef

What do you call a cow with … Read more

Janis Haskell
Janis Haskell thanked Refreshme Refreshme's answer

My sister had a friend who was recently divorced. This friend took a new med that was supposed to help with her arthritis.  She took the dose and went to sleep alone. She didn't wake up. Allergic reaction. I've often wondered if she hadn't been divorced maybe her husband or children might have saved her … Read more

Janis Haskell
Janis Haskell thanked Gator Blu's answer

I  have an extreme reaction to antihistamines. My eyes become dilated, and will stay that way for days. My blood pressure will drop. I will get tunnel vision, and I will pass out.

It kills me when the commercials tell people not to take their medication if they are allergic to it. I always thing, … Read more

Janis Haskell
Janis Haskell thanked Walter The Grump's answer

Back when I was first diagnosed with my illness I was prescribed Wellbutrin for depression and to quit smoking. Bad idea. That medicine made me hostile and extremely angry.