Hmmm...

After almost four-score years trudging about this planet, resisting the urge to make a quick buck, it'd be a bit late in the day to think about selling my integrity and self-esteem for a pot of gold.

Sure, sometimes. Never been caught. But I've danced really poorly and stupidly in front of lots of people in very public places and situations before, so it probably wouldn't really be the end of the entire world if I were caught (although I probably would be embarrassed, though).