Here in Texas whites and blacks are minority, yes there are more Hispanic legal and illegal than others, so come to Tx.
I don't want to brag or nothing, but I ate an apple without rinsing it off first. Yeah, I live on the edge. Also, I may or may not have left a marker uncapped, but I feel in mentioning that, it might depress some people at my awesomeness.
I didn't do anything crazy, I put wrapping paper on the cat if that counts.