I have not gotten any telemarketing called but I cannot wait until I do because I will do the same thing to random people that call me. They ask if it is bob and I "forget to correct them" and troll them because it is funny.
When I get such 'phone calls,I effect a strong Eastern European accent and speak gobbledegook down the 'phone, it's quite funny, really.
Just get a pedicure ... Cos I get both every two weeks and my manicures never last cos they don't :( I don't know about the whole transgender thing .. But I love love love when a guy goes to pedi with me :) SO FREAKIN AWESOME .