I know you will find this very difficult to believe, but, I hoard Mountain Dews. I know, I can hear your shock all the way on the east coast.
Only two things that I have a lot of and I don't really think it's hoarding. Books and PC games ! That's it !
Enjoy what you have.
In the future there is no more gender.
This is why aliens are so interested in humans.
They can no longer reproduce.