I'll take the shine. I don't do wine.
I don't normally offer my own answer, but I can't help it this time. I'd be an Argonian from The Elder Scrolls: Tamriel. Go for lizards!
Gerudo. I'd still be male. The one male in the Gerudo race born every 100 years becomes king. Plus, all thos ladies around you. You've got it made!
Or a Zora, the water people
Both are from the Legend of Zelda games.