Oh oh! A good friend of my father's took me out on the lake in a canoe for some duck hunting. It'll be fun he said. He handed me the shotgun and I loaded a shell into the chamber. I accidentally left the safety off while it was pointed downward and... Well... I sank the … Read more

Back in 1958 I took a pretty blonde to a restaurant and was trying to be the big time, man-about-town when my hand slipped (I was watching her rather than what I was doing) and my meal hit me in the middle of the chest and slid to the floor under the table.

She managed … Read more