andy andrew
andy andrew voted up Tinkerbell St. Basil's answer

Mess up your hair, splash some water on your face (to look clammy) and tell her you have the flu. Keep the phone close to your face so that nothing else in the background is showing, except a pillow.😥

andy andrew
andy andrew voted up Tom Jackson's answer

Interesting word, "discrimination."

Typically a negative connotation, but as they say, when my wife married me she discriminated against all other men---and I hope she continues to do so.

Being 70, it still brings a smile to my face when some clerk asks to see my ID---ostensibly to prove my age.  Lol